(Source: gingerhobbit-tealover)
Omg where have you been all my god damn worthless life
(Source: cliterallysame)
SCREW SHAVING DRY THAT WAS THE BEST SHAVE I’VE EVER HAD I’M STOCKING UP ON FIVE THOUSAND CANS OF BARBASOL AND HAVING A CELEBRATORY BONFIRE WHAT COULD GO WRONG
this is probably one of my favorite jokes in all of western media
You have a feeling it’s going to be a long day.
(Source: ipoog)
the striders challenge you to a pokemon battle
whats the html code for a social life
<go> </outside>
404 error
i want pizza but im broke what if i just walked into a shop and stole a 12 inch pizza and ran away do u think id get away with it
update: i got away with it
omg no dont reblog this post what if the police find me
hello yes police there’s someone on the internet who stole a pizza and got away with it
r u trying 2 get me put in jail u asshole
(Source: theladyserket)
